Blu Ray Review: NOT THE MESSIAH (HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY)

NOT THE MESSIAH (HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY) (Dir. Aubrey Powell, 2010)

Way before I was a hardcore movie fanatic I was a hardcore Monty Python fanatic – I’m talking when I was a kid in the early ’80s here. I went to late shows of their movies, I had all their records and books, I saved up money to buy a VCR solely to record episodes of Monty Python’s Flying Circus – I had it bad. I still love ’em and go to see revival screenings of MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL and LIFE OF BRIAN whenever they’re in my area despite owning the DVDs, so, of course, whenever there’s new product such as last year’s excellent documentary mini-series “Monty Python: Almost The Truth – The Lawyer’s Cut” I’m all over it.

However there is a huge threat to all my nostalgic affection: Eric Idle. The former Python has spent the last decade, in the words of another former Python Terry Jones, “regurgitating Python.” Idle has toured playing the songs in a show entitled “Eric Idle Exploits Monty Python”, mounted a wildly successful Broadway production based on HOLY GRAIL – “Spamalot”, and now has turned to LIFE OF BRIAN for the new musical oratorio NOT THE MESSIAH (HE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY). Because I’m a long time fan I just had to see it the second it dropped on Blu ray.

With the help of long-time collaborator/conductor John Du Prez, the BBC Symphony Orchestra, and a bunch of trained operatic singers, Idle reduces the savage satire of the classic film into only slightly racy almost family friendly fodder. Appropriating Handel’s “Messiah” in misguided attempts to flesh out character threads that were best left as comic asides, we get songs about the Roman Centurion that raped Brian’s mother and Idle’s beloved bit about an anachronistic wish for a sex change, is now recast as a lame unfunny ballad.

NOT THE MESSIAH basically is “Spamalot 2” though there are a few differences. It’s not an in costume performance – though a few performers are outfitted like their characters – it’s a filmed live performance for a radio broadcast. There’s also that giant orchestra and chorus involved too. But infinitely more important, because it was the 40th anniversary of the group (October of last year) Python members Michael Palin, Terry Gilliam, and Terry Jones were on hand to reprise their roles or just appear for the sake of good will (like Gilliam appears to). The only other surviving Python, John Cleese, was not present presumably because he was off rolling his eyes somewhere.

It doesn’t improve matters that the singers (William Ferguson and Shannon Mercer) recruited to play the pivotal parts of Brian and Judith, , wonderfully previously portrayed by the late great Python leading man Graham Chapman and Sue Jones-Davies (now Mayor of Aberystwyth, Wales), look and sound more like they should be in a Prince Charles and Lady Diana musical. I was also surprised that Brian’s mother Mandy is played by a woman! One of the most hilarious factors of LIFE OF BRIAN was Terry Jones amped-up Pepperpot performance as the protagonist’s disapproving ball-busting Mama. Here renowned soprano Rosalind Plowright takes the part, and more than a little of the narrative’s point-of-view, and though she’s a fine vocalist it’s a slap in the face of the brilliant bite of BRIAN. Especially since Jones was there and could have done it. Missed opportunity city.

The music is immaculate in its presentation, but the new songs are repetitive, obvious, and supremely forgettable. The only highlights are the Python cameos – it’s funny to see Palin in full Margaret Thatcher-ish drag introduce the show. Palin by contrast is definitely the only Python who has maintained his figure. It’s also nice to see Palin in his old Pontius Pilate garb proving he can still pull off the lisp. Jones and Gilliam are just there for glorified cameos neither of which really registers and Idle’s hammy line readings seriously grated on me, though the packed Royal Albert Hall audience ate it all up, cheering at every familiar phrase.

The crowd did appear to love it, and maybe I would’ve too had I been there, but watching it at home, even on a spiffy new Blu ray, was a sad trying experience. Looks like Idle will be singing “Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life” (which was also in “Spamalot”) and “The Lumberjack Song” (here acting as the encore) for the rest of his life. I once considered Idle the greediest Python, now I think of him as the Python who can’t move on. In a few years from now when he unveils his inevitable THE MEANING OF LIFE musical I hope that I’ve moved on enough to skip it. I’d like to think by then that I would have had enough of these warmed over retreads, but then I am a glutton for punishment…

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Hey, I Finally Saw…LABYRINTH!

I would never have guessed that of all the Cool Classics @ The Colony I’ve attended, Jim Henson’s 1986 musical fantasy LABYRINTH would have the biggest turn-out. A large crowd of moviegoers of all ages packed into the North Raleigh theater and cheered when David Bowie’s name hit the screen. They also applauded Henson and Monty Python alum Terry Jones who co-wrote but booed producer George Lucas’s funnily enough. I think I was one of the few that had never seen the film before. Not sure how I missed this film over the years – I was a Muppets kid and always loved Bowie but somehow this slipped through the cracks. To catch up by seeing a 35 MM print with a full audience is truly ideal as I found out Wednesday night.

Maybe it wasn’t ideal to everybody in attendance though as a friend on Facebook wote this as his status shortly after the showing:

“While you win points for the booing of Lucas and the cheering of Henson… those points quickly slipped away at the consistent and childish giggles each time the Glass Spider appeared in tights. I mean, you would think that if you are going out to see it at a theater the laughs would come at all the classic lines…”

Well said, but the laughter and much singing didn’t get in the way of my enjoyment. The overall vibe was fun and full of life. It’s very amusing that a film that flopped big time back in the day has become such a crowd pleaser 23 years later. The story is simple, a 15 year old Jennifer Connelly wishes away her baby half-brother away: “I wish the goblins would come and take you away…right now” and is challenged by Jareth, the King of the Goblins (David Bowie in tights and with gigantic teased hair) to solve the enormous maze of the title in order to get the kid back.

It was easy to see why this film is so beloved – the 80’s are alive in every inch of LABYRINTH. The soundtrack is catchy even if it’s hardly in the realm of Bowie’s finest work and each set piece is filled with invention – especially the Escher inspired sets. It might be a bit too long and yes there is a heavy cheese factor but I think most in the audience that night would agree that its flaws are just as endearing as its strengths. I have a feeling that had I seen it as a kid I may have been bored by it – probably prefering TIME BANDITS for my childhood fantasy needs but then, I dunno – I may have just as easily fallen for it too.

The Colony Theater appears to be building a faithful following with the showing of these cult films. A “bicycle contingent” is always present as many folks ride their bicycles to the shows. The theater has indoor bike parking in the area in front of the screen. That’s just one of many comforting sights on the nights of these screenings. Others are the marquee, the original one sheet poster of the film presented, and, of course, there are the vintage trailers.

Not surprisingly the trailers (of SHOGUN ASSASSIN, THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKOROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION, and MONSTER SQUAD) that were shown before LABYRINTH were greeted with much enthusiasm. They are films coming soon in the next few months as the Colony is starting a new series to run alongside Cool Classics: “Cinema Overdrive”. As their website states: “CINEMA OVERDRIVE (from the creator of the popular Retrofantasma) showcases the best in high-octane cult/horror/exploitation/drive-in and forgotten films that are waiting to find an audience.” Their first film in the series: DEATH RACE 2000 (starring David Carradine) is on Wednesday August 14th. Hope to see you there.

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